If you must wait, wait for them here in my arms as I shake

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

pass-me-that-boat-clem:

I feel so bad for have been done this.

WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?
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tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

johnegbort:

good conversation starters

  • omg so i was jerking off right and then„„
  • CRASHES THROUGH UR WALL ON MY SCOoter
  • did u see that thing on tumbler 
  • would u like to talk about ou r lord and saviour jesus christ
  • I JUST FELL OFF A CHAir 
  • get in loSER WE’RE GOINg #SWAGGIng

bad conversation starters

  • hi
  • hello
  • hey

fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

Oh baby, all I need is one more chance. Won’t you please let me back in your heart. Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go. But now since I see you in his arms.

clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

theladyinquisitor:

Whatever we were before, we are now… the Inquisition.

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