chill hazel grace its a metaphor
I feel so bad for have been done this.
good conversation starters
- omg so i was jerking off right and then„„
- CRASHES THROUGH UR WALL ON MY SCOoter
- did u see that thing on tumbler
- would u like to talk about ou r lord and saviour jesus christ
- I JUST FELL OFF A CHAir
- get in loSER WE’RE GOINg #SWAGGIng
bad conversation starters
Remember Wendy Davis?
You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?
Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!
Let’s show her some goddamn support!
Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”
What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?
Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.
Oh baby, all I need is one more chance. Won’t you please let me back in your heart. Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go. But now since I see you in his arms.
my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will
My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.
Whatever we were before, we are now… the Inquisition.